Due to the overwhelming popularity of the Haute and the City “How To Dress Like a Tourist” guide, we’ve decided to help you summer travelers out with a handy list of pointers for style while visiting New York this summer.
Traveling in the massively uncomfortable heat of summer can be particularly brutal in NY, so please enjoy the following list of summer fashion essentials you’ll need in NYC:

Running Shoe
There’s no denying it: New York City requires a lot of walking. So why not equip your feet with the best money can buy? Plus, you can use them for your marathon training.
OR…
Crocs!
Although we wouldn’t know, apparently these things shoes are extremely comfortable. As you can see, they have randomly placed holes, apparently designed for ventilation in those hot summer months. Jazz it up while you’re in NY, though; go for a splash of color like you see above.
Unnecessarily Long Socks
We never really understood the trend of shorts and long socks. If you’re wearing shorts, certainly it’s hot enough to keep your ankles warm?
Cargo Shorts
Like the fanny pack, the large pockets on cargo shorts come in handy for the storage of tourism-friendly nick-knacks. Camo appears to be very ‘in’ right now.
Your Brand New ‘I [Heart] NY’ T-Shirt
New Yorkers are very impressed by I Love NY t-shirts. That’s why we wear them to the gym. These are best paired with foam Statue of Liberty crowns.
A Paparazzi-Style Camera
Nothing says, “Rob me! I’m slightly lost and outside my comfort zone!” like a several-thousand dollar camera hanging around your neck.
A Sensible Hat
For the sun. Ideally, choose a style and color that doesn’t match anything you’re wearing.
CROAKIES!
You never know when one of us psycho New Yorkers will make a snatch at your new Chinatown sunglasses, so secure them with ultra-cute croakies, “eyewear retainers” designed for skiers.
Please note: We have nothing but love and respect for the tourists who bring millions of dollars of business to NYC each year. This post is intended as good-natured humor, just like how tourists poke fun at us for cursing you out for getting in the way as you admire our landmarks (you do find that endearing, right??).
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